Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 491


Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 491 – The March 23, 2024, issue of DBTN. Five ball blasting stories with art by Rolando Mérida, Dick Wad, and Shigeru


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Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 491, released March 23, 2024. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during March 2024.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Are You a Chicken Hawk, Uncle Chris? • When nephew Galan, an avid bird watcher, visits Uncle Chris, he checks out the nearby park. It is famous for its wild birds. But Nephew comes back disappointed. “I didn’t see any chicken hawks,” Galan says with a sigh. “I read online that the place is filled with them.” So it is up to Uncle Chris to explain what a chicken hawk is.
  • Sweat the Truth Out • Fenris campaigns for his father, Peter. But a dad and a son tell Fenris that his father is a cocksucker. Fenris does not believe them. However his father detects something troubles his son. So he lights up the outdoor sauna to sweat the truth out of his son.
  • Sodom in the Woods • Our retiree sells his place in the city and buys a motel in the woods. Because he lets guys do what they want, the place gets the reputation for being Sodom in the Woods. But when a wholesome man and his son show up to stay, our retiree isn’t sure they know what goes on at his motel.
  • I Know What You Did • Continued from I Know What You Did Last Halloween in DBTN 472, our stepdad can only learn so much about what his stepson, Silvio, does until he has to find out for himself just how tight his stepson’s holes are.
  • Two Degrees of Separation • When Conrad sees how hot his son’s new friend’s dad is, he realizes only two degrees separate him from the hot man. Two degrees is fate, is it not?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 491 is by Rolando Mérida, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.

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