September 2023

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 463, released September 9, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

Homo Brothers Squad • Buck Can Fuck! • Buck appears to have what it takes to be a member of the Homo Brothers Squad. An elite force of Marines so secretive, only those with a need to know have ever heard of it. So the question is, can Buck fuck?
My Son’s Prom • Dad comes home early and is surprised to find his son ironing a white shirt for prom … naked! And Dad can’t take his eyes of Stanley’s perfect buns.
Don’t Just Stand There, Brad • Brad works up a sweat helping Dad replace the boars on the deck. Wearing as little as possible in the heat, the two throw wood watching each other. And the temperature rises when Coach Haroc comes over to help.
Better Evidence • Excitement sweeps through the lab. They are to analyze the two Bronze Age frozen bodies found in Meddhoffen Glacier! But when scientist Hans analyzes the digestive system, he discovers copious amounts of semen in both bodies. So how did semen end up inside the two bodies? DNA analysis shows the two are father and son. Professor Meyers will demand to see more evidence.
I Study Happiness • Nephew Francis asks Uncle Chris what he does. “I study happiness,” Uncle Chris says. But what does that mean, exactly?

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 463 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 462, released September 2, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

Someone’s Lucky • While golfing, Roger looks over the late at the secluded house on a peninsula. “Someone’s lucky,” he says to himself. Little does he know that the hung dad living in that secluded house will make Roger very lucky too.
Ripe for Plucking • Grandpa loves fall. His favorite grocery store hires new, innocent students each fall to work the checkout stands. And he spots one ripe for the plucking.
The Thruster by Madakou • When Robby sneaks off into the woods to take a piss, Dante follows him. Away from the others, he wants to have some fun with Robby. But what about the monster lurking in the shadows?
Cold Beer and Good Grub • A forest fire sends Clifford on a long detour. Along the way he finds a bar advertising beer and food, just what he needs. But he encounters a friendly dad, Norm. And when they share photos of their sons, the two discover they have a lot in common.
Dad, It’s Not What You Think • Todd is curious why his dad is coming out of the house where two gay guys live. Todd sees that when he is studying at Royce’s place. So Todd figures out a way to do chores for those gay guys. And he gets so friendly with them, that the older one, Chasten, discovers Todd is a virgin. So he invites a friend over to pop Todd’s cherry. But the friend turns out to be …

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 462 is by Madakou, dv dickie and Master Bates.