Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 463, released September 9, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.
- Homo Brothers Squad • Buck Can Fuck! • Buck appears to have what it takes to be a member of the Homo Brothers Squad. An elite force of Marines so secretive, only those with a need to know have ever heard of it. So the question is, can Buck fuck?
- My Son’s Prom • Dad comes home early and is surprised to find his son ironing a white shirt for prom … naked! And Dad can’t take his eyes of Stanley’s perfect buns.
- Don’t Just Stand There, Brad • Brad works up a sweat helping Dad replace the boars on the deck. Wearing as little as possible in the heat, the two throw wood watching each other. And the temperature rises when Coach Haroc comes over to help.
- Better Evidence • Excitement sweeps through the lab. They are to analyze the two Bronze Age frozen bodies found in Meddhoffen Glacier! But when scientist Hans analyzes the digestive system, he discovers copious amounts of semen in both bodies. So how did semen end up inside the two bodies? DNA analysis shows the two are father and son. Professor Meyers will demand to see more evidence.
- I Study Happiness • Nephew Francis asks Uncle Chris what he does. “I study happiness,” Uncle Chris says. But what does that mean, exactly?