Some Things You Can’t Explain Away is coming January 14, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 429.
Justin is dying to ask Dad a question … a sex question. However when Dad answers a question like that, he likes to demonstrate what he means. “The best way to learn is by doing,” is what Dad always says.
However, Justin is afraid if Dad answers his question, he will get them both in trouble. Dad is good at explaining things away. He is good at lying. Or as he likes to say, “I don’t lie. I just convince your mother to believe a different version of events.”
But if Mom shows up when Dad and Justin are naked with Dad’s fingers in Justin’s butt, there is no way Dad will be able to explain that away.
So Justin bides his time until Mom flies off to the Bahamas for a two week vacation with her sisters.
Dad and Justin take her to the airport. And they park nearby to watch the planes take off and land. Dad doesn’t head on home, until he knows for sure her plane is up in the sky and not coming back.
Only then does Dad turn to Justin and say, “So what is it you’ve been dying to ask me the last few weeks?”
So Dad knows he’s been wanting to ask him a sex question all along. Justin can’t wait to get home so Dad can explain it all to him.
And what question does Justin have for his Dad? And why does he think the answer involves Dad shoving fingers up his butt?
Read Some Things You Can’t Explain Away in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 429, coming January 14, 2023, to find out.
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