Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 396

DBTN 396 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 396, released May 28, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in May 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

  • Fuck YouTube • Roy uploads a video to YouTube of himself chopping wood. Out of nowhere, guys show up in town looking for him. “Holy shit, Roy! You’ve got over ten thousand followers!” Harlan yells when he discovers Roy is a hit. But Roy finds himself in a pickle when two young brothers show up at his place because Roy looks a lot like their missing dad.
  • The Night of Two Lunar Eclipses • Dad wakes his son, Dennis, up so they won’t miss the total lunar eclipse. However, Dad discovers he has two full moons to savor that night.
  • Boner in God’s Country • The Sheriff of Pronghorn County can handle that everyone in town calls his son, Boner. It’s no secret that his son is trigger happy. Especially when he has to guard a prisoner all night long.
  • It Tastes Good Anywhere • Uncle Kenzi takes his nephew, Jaffri, on a train ride. Kenzi rode the local line along the coast when he was a young man. He wonders if the naked guys still frolic under the bridge along the route. He knows they do when he sees Jaffri’s face light up when the boy spots the naked men far below.
  • Meteorite Holes • Adjuster Bob gets called to investigate a damaged roof. Bob has seen all kinds of roof damage. But he’s never seen a hole in a roof caused by a meteorite. And while he and the homeowner investigate the hole, the homeowner tells him not to pay any attention to his son jacking off in the bedroom below the attic. But that is easier said than done.

Artists in DBTN 396

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 396 is by Shigeru and dv dickie.