Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 397, released June 4, 2022. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2022.
Stories in this issue are:
- Flight of the Virgin Queen • “What in the world were you thinking, Toby?” Grandpa says when he sees that his grandson has a big boner in his pants. Grandpa just read out loud how up to 20 drones mate with the virgin queen. When Toby heard that, he pictured 20 hot guys trying to mate with him.
- Time to Make Hay • It’s a hot, dry, sunny day. Time to make hay. Dad sets his sons’ horses free so his sons won’t take off on them. He needs his sons, Evan and Heath, to help him bale hay. They grumble and groan all day, but Dad makes it worth their effort.
- Camp Coxenkum by Madakou • While out on a long hike, Travis stops to take a piss. Charles gets a boner when Travis pushes his pants down to his knees and shows everything to Charles. He also gets a boner when they return to camp and see that Charles’s dad is getting nailed by Tommy, the Warden’s son.
- Is There a Doctor in the House? • Kent doesn’t raise his hand when he hears someone yell, “Is there a doctor in the house?” He waits until no one else responds. But he has to respond when he is the only other person around at a rest area when a man runs out of a trailer yelling, “Is there a doctor here?” The man thinks his son is having a seizure. Only he’s not. He was just jacking off.
- Aye, Aye, Captain • Tyler grew up not knowing that jacking off is something you do in private. But when he joined the Navy he discovers that you have to do it in secret. But finding the right moment to take care of aching balls is so difficult on a Navy ship. Especially when you’re a screamer. Fortunately the Captain is a screamer too, and his private cabin is sound proof.
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