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Handjobs 2008 September Issue. The printed copies are all sold out. This download issue has eleven great stories and illustrations by many artists. Here is an overview:
Stories in the Handjobs 2008-09 September issue are:
- Strawberry Picking illustrated by Burno B. • Grandpa keeps going on and on about how things were so good when he was a boy. Marvin thinks Grandpa’s gone off his rocker when he insists on taking the boy strawberry picking. “You haven’t lived until you’ve had a fresh ripe strawberry picked right off the plant.” Marvin reluctantly goes with Grandpa to a strawberry patch on the outskirts of town. He’s shocked when Grandpa takes a piss out in the patch. Marvin’s even more shocked when Grandpa shows the boy how delicious fresh berries are with warm fresh cream!
- Nut Picking illustrated by Bruno B. • Marvin’s still in shock as they ride the subway home. He’s puzzled when Grandpa suggests getting some hot nuts. “We don‘t have to go back to the country do we? Marvin asks. Grandpa grunts. “No, just around the corner.” Marvin can‘t figure out what Grandpa is up to when they enter a secondhand bookstore and proceed to go down to the basement and into a dark corner. “What kind of nuts do you like, boy?” Grandpa asks his grandson. “You like ’em tight or hanging? Clean or sweaty? Small so you can get both in your mouth, or massive so you choke on ’em? Hairy or smooth?”
- Virtual Privacy by Rolando Mérida • Glenn’s mother wishes her husband, Edgar, had never given their boy that laptop. Glenn is constantly on the computer. When his step-dad, Edgar sends the boy out for a chore, he discovers why his step-son is spending so many hours on the computer. The computer is full of pictures of naked men and men having sex. Glenn tries to convince his step-dad that it’s for a school project, but Edgar says, “I also found this picture of me, drunk, in your files. You wrote about how big and yummy my sausage is.”
- Tutor illustrated by Ian Hanks • Chang is in a heap of trouble. His grades are terrible and Dad and Mom force him to take lessons from a tutor. When Mr. Hammermill arrives he warns the boy that he is going to have to study hard. But first the tutor wants to know what’s preventing Chang from being a good student. Mr. Hammermill probes deeply to find the root of Chang’s problems.
- Bad Eddy Gets Punished by Damien van Zandt • Eddy’s a bit old for a spanking but when Dad gives him a choice of punishments for not doing his chores, Eddy asks Dad for a spanking. He takes off his pants and starts to lie across Dad’s lap, but Dad says, “No, son, take off your underwear, too. If I’m going to spank you, I’m going to do it right.”
- My Three Sons by Christian • Dad comes home to find his three sons, Bradley, Nathaniel, and Matthew tangled naked on the floor exploring each others’ naked bodies. They freeze when they see their father. Dad closes the door behind him, leans back against it and says, “Don’t let me stop you.” He says this with a smile.
- Full Body Workout by Chaz • Personal trainer Ralph gets a bit more than he expected when he teases older Nick at the gym. Ralph has had the hots for the older Nick for some time and when Nick yanks down Ralph’s gym shorts, the young man is boner ready to go.
- My Big Brother by Jon Hold • Growing up, my big brother Scott always looked after me, and I worshipped him, especially when I noticed that his big dick had gotten even bigger and was now jutting out a full bush of pubic hair. He had started jacking off at least three times – more often five or six times – a day.
- Dad Dresses Up Naked by Brogan Hill • Son wakes up to see Dad standing naked in his bedroom. All Dad’s wearing is a yellow hard hat, mud-caked army boots, and a neon-orange construction worker vest. And Dad’s calloused hands are gripping something!
- Football Physical by Charlie Hull • Charlie’s worried about the required physical to get on the football team. He’s done the physical before but this year he’s worried what Dr. Byars would say when he examined the boy’s butt hole. You see, Charlie’s Dad has been using that hole all summer. Charlie can sense a difference in his butt hole when he feels it and he’s certain Dr. Byars will detect the difference, too.
- Big Brother Sleepover by Cal Ritchie • Older brother Matt brings home Brad, his boyfriend, for some fun but Matt’s little brother is being a pest and won’t leave the two alone. Matt and Brad show the little boy who’s boss.
Artists in the Handjobs 2008-09 September issue are:
Chaz, Bruno B., Cal, Ian Hanks, Joseph, and Rolando Mérida.
If you plan on buying other issues from 2008, check out the 2008 Bundle where you get all 12 Handjobs issues of 2008 for the price of 9.
If you are a fan of Rolando Mérida, you can get all his comics from 2008 in Rolando 2008.
