Description
The July 2009 Issue of Handjobs. The printed copies are all sold out. This download issue has eleven stimulating stories and illustrations by many artists. Here is an overview:
Stories in the July 2009 issue are:
- Hair and Sunscreen by Rolando Mérida • Surfer boy sees a hairy man on the beach who has an itch that needs scratching.
- The View from the Closet part 2 by Stephen Scott • The conclusion to View from the Closet in the June 2009 issue.
- My Horny Farmhand by Rick • Rick fulfills his dream of buying a farm. But he’s overwhelmed with the amount of work it requires. A neighbor farmer tells Rick, “I have a lazy son you can use.” Thankfully for Rick, the son is not that lazy.
- On the Phone with Nick by Christian • Nick calls his friend Deacon. Dad knows Nick will be chatting with Deacon for a long time. So Dad makes the most of it.
- Oklahoma by Christopher Bachli • Chris hates flying. So when Dad asks him to come out to California, Chris hitchhikes instead. A trucker in Oklahoma offers Chris a ride all the way to Phoenix, and more.
- Barny the Rich Boy by Valentine • Barny meets bail. Now that he’s out of jail, it’s time to earn money to pay Dad for putting up the bail.
- Me So Bad! • Dad told his son to stay out of trouble this summer, but our boy is having such a hard time being good!
- Cosmic Love by Bruno B. • Dad and son are kidnapped by space aliens. They find themselves floating naked in a space ship, probed by alien probes.
- Dad’s Double Meat Whopper by Mike Stoker • Dad and son discover that working out in the sun too long is no good.
- Uncle Tyrone’s Visit by Joseph • Joseph graduates but isn’t sure what to do next. But Uncle Tyrone pays a visit, and discovers his nephew’s special talents.
- Full Service by Damien van Zandt • Farmhand, Kyle, drives into town for supplies, but the truck acts up. He stops for help at a gas station with a sign that reads, “Full Service.” He gets more than his truck serviced.
Artists in the July 2009 issue are:
Michael Broderick, Rolando Mérida, Christian, Valentine, Bruno B., and Joseph.
If you plan on buying other issues from 2009, check out the 2009 Bundle where you get all 12 Handjobs issues of 2009 for the price of 9.
If you are a fan of Rolando Mérida, you can get all his comics from 2009 in Rolando 2009.
