Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 428, released January 7, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in January 2023 include this issue.
Stories in this issue are:
- A Butt Too Small • Mr. Richards frets when the customs officer tells him to step aside. He takes Mr. Richards down long hallways and into a small room. Why is Mr. Richards worried? Could it be the compact silicone butt he has in his suitcase?
- What Won’t Dad Do? • Dad has no regrets about making porn films in his youth. In fact he still helps out his director friend from way back then. But when he goes to help the director screen a new actor, Dad tries to stay cool when he sees that the new actor is his son.
- Moving Home • Adult children moving back home happens all the time. But parents moving back in with a child. How often does that happen? So when Stephen’s dad and his husband move back in temporarily, can Stephen keep his dick in his pants? Dad’s husband is smoking hot.
- Drippy Dads • “What the hell did you do?“ Dad yells when he finds out his son, Mustang, tests his DNA to look for his birth mother. Mustang doesn’t find Dad’s birth mother. But he does find a brother in Finland, Jukka. And Jukka has a son, Paavo. And how did Mustang collect Dad’s DNA? Well, he ran a swap through the fresh cum Dad left in a sock. Dad drips a lot. What about his brother, Jukka? Is he a drippy dad too?
- Out of Our Jurisdiction • The software which decides where the cops on bicycles go, sends officers Ralph and Huxley up to Ridge Line Park. Well, the trail on the ridge marks the city limits. So what the guys behind the boulders are doing on the other side of the trail are outside city limits. And out of their jurisdiction. So Ralph and Hux can’t do anything about those guys sucking dick out in the open. Or can they?
Artists in DBTN 428
Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 428 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.
