Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 475

DBTN 475 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 475, released December 2, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in December 2023 include this issue.

  • The Cock King • Principal Adams is furious about the lurid paper Diego wrote. He calls in Diego’s teacher, Stanley, to talk about expelling Diego. But Stanley advices against that. Diego did not make up the history about the Cock Kings who exchanged their semen with the Cock Princes when they ascended the throne. It’s all true.
  • The Last Dad Chaperone • When dad Norman moves, Coach has to find another dad chaperone for Spring Training Camp. He has one chaperone who can suck, another who can drill holes to satisfaction. But he needs a replacement for Norman who could take an entire baseball team pumping his butt full of loads.
  • The Boss’s Son • Roger doesn’t know what to expect when his boss invites him to his country estate for a dinner with other executives. It’s a social event for the executives to get acquainted. But Roger discovers that it’s not only delicious food on the menu. The boss’s son is his dessert.
  • Zack RipRock’s Biggest Fan • Clark is wilderness explorer Zack RipRock’s biggest fan. He records the show so he can watch it when he is alone. That’s because he has to take off all his clothes and diddle with his knob when Zack RipRock flexes his muscles.
  • The Intimate Dads Club • continued from DBTN 474, Rupert wonders what his son, Henry, will think when he tells him what he and four other fun-loving dads did with another son the other night. Will Henry want to play with other dads too?

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 475 is by Michael Mitchell and Master Bates.