Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 477, released December 16, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in December 2023 include this issue.
- Your Day, Son • Scott doesn’t know how he will survive spending vacation with his parents on an island without his phone. It takes him days to figure out how to live without being in constant contact with his buddies. But he finds a pamphlet describing a nude beach on the island. And when Dad says he will spend a whole day with him and they can go wherever he wants, Scott knows where to take Dad.
- I Have Something for That • Being a good doctor means knowing what treatment a patient will want to take. It does not good prescribing a treatment if the patient refuses it. And while examining a Dad who needs more prostate stimulation, Dr. Bennett gets a feeling that they will enjoy the special treatment he is sure will cure the Dad.
- Jury Duty • When Dad ends up a juror on a case, he is surprised to see Paul sitting in court, the defendant. And when the prosecutor lays out the charges, Dad knows Paul is innocent. That’s because at the time the prosecutor says Paul committed the crime, Dad was watching Paul teach his son how to suck a man’s cock.
- Like My Hound Dog Blue • Bentley envies his hound dog, Blue. That’s because Blue can sniff any man’s crotch and not get in trouble. Bentley would love to shove his nose into the laps of Dad’s beefy buddies and inhale their complex scents.
- Optimal Sperm Extraction • The trouble with letting men give sperm samples themselves, is that you can’t see their cocks. So when a customer wants to know if the sperm donor has a horse cock or not, you don’t know. Is there a solution? There is when you take the sperm sample yourself. And doing so opens up other possibilities.
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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 477 is by Shigeru and Master Bates.