Tag: DBTN 328

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 330, released February 20, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• Only a Father and Son Can Know • Dad’s work schedule changes so the he’s home in the afternoon. He forgets to tell anyone. So when Lucas comes home, he does what he always does. He runs up to his room to make himself happy. But Dad sees what his son does. And he can’t resist the beauty of Lucas’s bare buttocks.
• Changing Uncle Pierce’s Oil • Ken doesn’t thing anything about Dad’s excuse for helping Uncle Pierce. Ken wants the two to go to the park. But Dad says, “Some other time,Ken. I promised Pierce I’d help him change his oil.” However, it dawns on Ken that Uncle Pierce has an electric car and doesn’t need any oil change. Dad is lying. Something else is going on.
• Fixing a Cowboy’s Son • Cowboy Clive asks the Reverend to fix his son, Ray. The Reverend is nervous because he’s been teaching Ray all kinds of things men can do together. But Clive is unaware of this. Clive took Ray to a brother in Fort Barewood so he could show the boy how it’s done. Only Ray was more interested in Clive’s hard wood than the woman Clive boned. He just wants the Reverend to fix his son.
• We Figured It Out • Mike discovers that his dad was a wild teenager. They are installing cabinets for Derrick, an old friend of Dad’s. So when Derrick reminisces, Mike learns that Derrick and his dad stuffed their sticks in all kinds of holes as boned teenagers. Hmm, so did Dad ever stuff his stick into a man’s hole?
• Dark Ranger • Continued from Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329. Dark Ranger Mark has to investigate Harvey and Corey, the father and son camping on the mesa. He overheard them at night talking how hot they thought the ranger is. They talked about both stuffing him at the same time. But how does that work? And can Dark Ranger Mark handle two rods in him at once?

Artists in DBTN 330

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 330 is by Steve Adams, Shigeru, and Master Bates.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329, released February 13, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• Dash Ramrod • Shinji is stunned. The old man whose lawn he just mowed is Dash Ramrod’s father! Dash Ramrod is Shinji’s hero. He has a full size picture of Dash on the ceiling above his bed. Big, beefy Dash wearing nothing but his yellow football practice shorts. Shinji cums every night looking at that photo. So when Dash’s father invites Shinji to come over and meet Dash on the weekend, will Dash be Shinji’s hero?
• Who Would Know, Dad? • Dad has reservations about taking his son, Dante, to the gym. Due to a set of unexpected circumstances, the two are regular jack-off buddies. So Dad is concerned that something might happen at the gym. Guys do fool around in there at times. “I’d get into a heap of trouble if we got caught,” Dad says. But Dante says, “Who would know, Dad? Look at us. When has anyone ever thought you were my dad?”
• Learning to Improvise • Canter is apprehensive about his upcoming mission. “So how does a guy survive a months long mission?” he asks Dixon, the seasoned Marine training Canter and his team. Canter learns that his own father saved a mission many years ago. His father’s cute butt and friendly smile, calmed a team of Marines marooned on an uninhabited island.
• Dark Ranger • The Dark Ranger’s duty is to make sure no campers on the mesa turn on any lights after nightfall. The whole purpose of Portal to the Skies Mesa Monument is for campers to see the wonders of the night sky. The skies are so clear on the mesa that you can feel the stars between your fingers. So when a hot dad and son camp on the mesa, the Dark Ranger has to go see what they do after nightfall.
• Curious Dad • Bartender Spank, is curious when he sees Sheriff Chip, an accomplished ladies man, go home with guys from time to time. So he asks him why. “It’s like this, Spank, every so often I need to not be in control. It makes me a better sheriff, you know, to be the one on the bottom.” Spank is ever more curious when the sheriff gives him the phone numbers of two gay guys who like showing straight men a good time. He knows those guys. One is his son.

Artists in DBTN 329

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 329 is by Michael Mitchell, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 328, released February 6, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• You Gettin’ Any? • Nate lies to his dad. Dad’s always strutting around, and asking, “You getting any?” So Nate says, “Yeah,” even though the only thing Nate is getting is his right hand. But when Dad discovers the truth, he makes sure his son is getting some.
• Chip Busts Me • Dad finally has the house to himself. His wife doesn’t approve of him using his hand to make himself happy. So with her gone for the week, he has the chance to make himself very happy. However, he’s not counting on his son to come home early.
• Little Lion by Madakou • continued from DBTN 323. Hidden underneath the Lion Dance costume, Coach Jake has full access to Yat-sen’s pink hole. They don’t stop when the sifu walks in on them. But the sifu has no idea Coach is plugging Yat-sen’s hole when he finds Yat-sen practicing the Lion Dance late at night.
• Tommy’s Dad Knows What to Do • Scudder envies Tommy, his best friend. Tommy has two homes. He lives with his mother one week, and then his dad then next. Which means, Scudder knows when he can visit Tommy’s dad without his best friend catching them. So why does Scudder want to be alone with Tommy’s dad? Read DBTN 328 to find out.
• Coxville State Sperm Patrol • The state troopers in Coxville have have an epidemic of overloaded young testicles. So they’ve written a supplemental manual on how to defuse a young man whose packed testicles are driving him over the edge. As a result, Trooper Jun knows what to do when he clocks his nephew going 150 mph in his roadster.

Artists in DBTN 328

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 328 is by Shigeru, Steve-Adams, Madakou, and Lord Iron.

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