Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 329, released February 13, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during February 2021.
Stories in this issue are:
- Dash Ramrod • Shinji is stunned. The old man whose lawn he just mowed is Dash Ramrod’s father! Dash Ramrod is Shinji’s hero. He has a full size picture of Dash on the ceiling above his bed. Big, beefy Dash wearing nothing but his yellow football practice shorts. Shinji cums every night looking at that photo. So when Dash’s father invites Shinji to come over and meet Dash on the weekend, will Dash be Shinji’s hero?
- Who Would Know, Dad? • Dad has reservations about taking his son, Dante, to the gym. Due to a set of unexpected circumstances, the two are regular jack-off buddies. So Dad is concerned that something might happen at the gym. Guys do fool around in there at times. “I’d get into a heap of trouble if we got caught,” Dad says. But Dante says, “Who would know, Dad? Look at us. When has anyone ever thought you were my dad?”
- Learning to Improvise • Canter is apprehensive about his upcoming mission. “So how does a guy survive a months long mission?” he asks Dixon, the seasoned Marine training Canter and his team. Canter learns that his own father saved a mission many years ago. His father’s cute butt and friendly smile, calmed a team of Marines marooned on an uninhabited island.
- Dark Ranger • The Dark Ranger’s duty is to make sure no campers on the mesa turn on any lights after nightfall. The whole purpose of Portal to the Skies Mesa Monument is for campers to see the wonders of the night sky. The skies are so clear on the mesa that you can feel the stars between your fingers. So when a hot dad and son camp on the mesa, the Dark Ranger has to go see what they do after nightfall.
- Curious Dad • Bartender Spank, is curious when he sees Sheriff Chip, an accomplished ladies man, go home with guys from time to time. So he asks him why. “It’s like this, Spank, every so often I need to not be in control. It makes me a better sheriff, you know, to be the one on the bottom.” Spank is ever more curious when the sheriff gives him the phone numbers of two gay guys who like showing straight men a good time. He knows those guys. One is his son.