Coming February 6. The uppity-ups in Sacramento have no idea what state troopers in an off-the-radar place like Coxville deal with. Which is why the state troopers in Coxville have had to write their own supplemental Trooper Manual for little ol’ Coxville.
There is an epidemic of overloaded young testicles in Coxville. So the troopers go into detail in their manual on how to defuse young men whose packed testicles drive them over the edge.
Trooper Dan finds that a little electrical jolt applied just under the nuts drains them in a jiff. When he defused that Jeeter kid a few weeks ago, the lad’s sperm flew thirty feet. That sure calmed down Jeeter. His dad was there watching. He sure thanked Dan for handling his errant boy.
So what is Trooper Jun supposed to do with his nephew, Kozke, when he catches him speeding? He was going 150 miles per hour in his souped-up roadster!
It will all be revealed in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 328, coming February 6, 2021.
You won’t want to miss this issue. Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter, and you will be the first to know how Trooper Jun defuses his misbehaving nephew. You’ll get your hands on DBTN 328 as soon as we release it, the morning of February 6, Pacific Time.
We also have the conclusion to Madakou’s “Little Lion” and how Chip catches his dad doing something he shouldn’t be doing in the living room in the middle of the afternoon.