Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 459, released August 12, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in August 2023 include this issue.
- The Tartan Will Set You Free • continued from Busted in DBTN 435, Grandpa Bill knows he has the evidence to prove Yakov’s evidence, but the evidence may destroy Grandpa Bill’s reputation. What should he do?
- This Leads to That • Volunteering to tutor needy students seemed like an admirable cause to astrophysicist, Mr. Alldebum. But one thing can lead to another, and in Mr. Alldebum’s case, volunteering leads to butt fucking in the library.
- Don’t Stop at All Truckers • His trucker brother warns Dad not to stop at All Truckers, a truck stop in Idaho. Now when Dad is driving his son, Trent, to Seattle for an audition. ”All Truckers is littered with hookers and cocksuckers,” the brother warns. But Trent hears that. So of course he wants to stop there.
- Are You a Dog Man? • When they move from their city apartment to a house with a big backyard, son Aldin begs to get a dog. And when Aldin proves he can be a responsible boy, Dad relents. Only when they go to see a puppy, Dad comes unglued at the sight of the dog breeder.
- Dads of Riverview • Ashot can’t believe his eyes. At the City Council meeting, the Mayor passes around a handout titled “Dad’s of Riverview” which teenagers produced. It has pictures of mens’ cocks. One of them is his!
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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 459 is by Shigeru, Redfort, and Narov.