Dad’s First Date arrives Saturday, August 7, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 354. Chance finds his dad pacing in his bedroom. After being a single dad for five years, Chance’s dad has a first date. The dad’s nervous because it’s been so long since he’s dated.
Dad can’t decide what to wear. A busy executive, he’d be glad to wear a suit 24/7. But Chance knows that won’t do for a date.
First, Chance makes sure his dad wears a clean pair of briefs. Chance enjoys the fragrance of his dad’s worn briefs, but he doubts a date would.
But when Dad goes to put on the clean pair of briefs his son hands him, Chance sees another problem. Dad is all gorilla down there.
“You’re going like that?” Chance says pointing to his thick bush.
“Like what?” Dad says. He can’t see a problem.
But Chance points out. “If you end up at her place and she pulls those down, she may wonder if you’re human. Look at all this hair, Dad!”
So can Chance trim his dad’s bush and get him ready for his first date?
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