You Rang, Sir?

Handjobs Anthology 52 review pages

Handjobs Anthology volume 52 contains the stories from our January through May 2014 issues of Handjobs Magazine. And among them is You Rang, Sir?

Have you ever arrived at a hotel, tired and sore, and in desperate need of a full body massage? Maybe even a thorough, deep, mind blowing fuck?

In You Rang Sir? Mr. Ramos checks into the Gold Palm in Miami. He has a great fuck-buddy, Mario, who has a nice, fat cock. But Mario is in New York. Not nearby.

But when he calls Mario and moans, “I sure could use your fat cock up my hole,” Mario laughs and asks Mr. Ramos where he is.

“Miami. I’m in fucking Miami!,” Mr. Ramos moans.

“Where are you staying?” Mario asks.

“The Gold Palm,” Mr. Ramos says.

Well, Mario might not be close by to give his buddy the fuck he needs, but he knows who can.

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“Hmm, I may be able to help,” Mario says. “Call the concierge and ask him to send Jaime up with pink champagne.”

So can Jaime deliver pink champagne and a cock as big and fat as Mario’s? Will Mr. Ramos get the fuck he needs? Get Handjobs Anthology volume 52 and find out!

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 458

DBTN 458 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 458, released August 5, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in August 2023 include this issue.

  • Dad, What Does It Taste Like? • For once, Dad wishes that his son, Peter, would ask him something that he knows. And one day Dad’s wishes come true when Peter asks him what cocksucking means.
  • Off to Dodge • Davy and the other students groan when their field day trip to the zoo gets cancelled. Davy walks home to the family farm. He thinks every one is gone, including Dad. He took off for Dodge that morning. But Dad isn’t gone. And he’s not alone. Dad and another man are doing something in the bedroom.
  • Adding Boys to the Squad • Brad suggests at the Dads Booster Club that maybe some of the football players would rather have guys cheering them on instead of girls. After all, some of the football players do swing for the other team. So the dads organize a Body Wash event to find guy cheerleaders the footballs players will like.
  • Dreamboat Staycation • Grandpa is off camping in the Tetons when his son calls to ask if it is OK for grandson, Jed, to use his boat. Grandpa gets to thinking where his grandson wants to take his boat, and decides it’s time to go home and find out.
  • Finding the Dad I Need • Spencer has the hots for Trevor, his sister’s boyfriend. But when he sees Trevor’s dad, Roy, at a company picnic, Spencer knows he’s found the dad he needs.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 458 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 457

DBTN 457 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 457, released July 29, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

  • God is Watching • “Even when you are all alone, God is watching you,” Dean’s grandmother told him all the time. So when he jacks off in his bedroom, he hides underneath the sheets to play with himself. Until Uncle Jerrod comes for a visit and discovers his nephew cocooned underneath his sheets.
  • Closed for Cleaning • Joost can’t stop getting boners when he cleans the hotel’s Men’s Fitness Center. The guys in there stroll about naked with all their equipment jostling about. He sees some barely hiding erections in the sauna. And in the steam room? When he closes it for cleaning he has to wait for anyone using it to leave first. And if they don’t leave? What then?
  • Good Guys Don’t Do That • When Carlos shows a temper, Dad tells older brother, Julio, “Some times boys act up when they aren’t draining their nuts. Sometimes an older brother has to step in and show his little brother how to do that. Remember how much better you felt when I taught you how to take care of your nuts?”
  • Rectal is Better • Doctor Phil enjoys pranking his younger brother, Seth. And his latest prank, convincing Seth that he can use his finger as a rectal thermometer, is his best prank ever.
  • Trust Is Earned, Son • Detective Dad tells his son, Sawyer, “Trust is earned, not given.” But when Sawyer discovers an AirTag Dad hid in his backpack to track his whereabouts, Sawyer decides it is time Dad earn his trust.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 457 is by Lord Iron, Michael Mitchell, and Shigeru.


Handjobs Anthology 2 review pages

You’ll find the 1992 stories of Handjobs Magazine in Handjobs Anthology volume 2, including Firehose.

Readers ask us, “Which is the best Handjobs Anthology?” It’s like asking a parent, which is your favorite child? It’s an impossible question to answer. Read them all and decide for yourself which Handjobs Anthology is best.

In Firehose, the firemen give the new recruit an easy first day on the job. They think the fresh kid will work out, but they won’t know for sure until he goes through their initiation rites. So they are all nervous.

In the evening, after supper, the firemen show the new kid their training room. It has mirrors on three sides and the firemen like to strip down to shorts or jockstraps so they can watch their muscles flex while they work out.

The new kid goes right along. He enjoys showing off his bulge as much as the others.

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And when the firemen get all pumped up showing the new kid their moves, bulges grow bigger and bigger.

So can the new kid take it when the firemen pounce on him, strip him naked, and initiate him? And how does the new, young recruit get the nickname Firehose? You’ll have to read the tale to find out.

Take your dick out and make it happy by reading Firehose in Handjobs Anthology volume 2, and the many other stories in this, possibly your favorite, Handjobs Anthology.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 456

DBTN 456 Review pages

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 456, released July 22, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in July 2023 include this issue.

  • Poor Dad • Ben feels sorry for Dad when he discovers Dad slept the night on the couch. But a few nights later when Ben catches Dad on the couch, late at night, Dad is having a lot of fun jacking off with other Dads on his phone.
  • This Is Your Room, Son • So why did Dad pick the room way in the back to be his bedroom, our son wonders. Then he discovers that next door is a firehouse. And he has a direct view into the communal shower the firemen use.
  • Oasis of No Return • Dharm asks what is beyond the north gates of the oasis. “The Oasis of No Return,” his guide tells him. The guide wont’t take him there. If he wants to go, he’ll have to cross the desert on his own.
  • You Seem Like a Fun Dad • Dad makes his wife happy when he tells her that he’ll take their son, Gavin, with him on his business trip. Gavin’s a handful and she does not want to deal with him on her own. But when Dad and Gavin arrive at their hotel, a wet, beefy guy, with no sense of modesty, wearing just a skimpy speedo, jumps into the elevator with them. Maybe bringing Gavin along wasn’t such a good idea.
  • Hot as a Firecracker Sheriff • Sandy could install the chlorinator on his own. But with his mechanical husband, Jonathan, gone why not have Dad help?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 456 is by Shigeru, DV Dickie, and Narov.