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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 489, released March 9, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

• You’re Not Getting Any, Are You? • Manning a trade show booth all on his own exasperates Frank. Fortunately, Dale, the manager of the booth next door gives him a helping hand. He also detects that Frank is not getting any at home. Luckily for Frank, Dale has a solution, his son Allen.
• Golden Boy • Dr. Stanley exams the privates of new recruits. The Army can’t have diseased boys joining the ranks. But Stanley is also looking for golden boys. Recruits with male assets Army Intelligence can use to spy on enemy officers.
• Adjusting a Boy’s Attitude • Marco can spot when a boy with a bad attitude needs a good fucking. His own son, Nino, has taught him that a good prodding is what it takes. One day a spoiled brat shows up in his caffè and demands to be served just as Marco is closing the shop. Marco will serve him, but not before adjusting the boy’s attitude.
• Suck It Up! • Tyler escapes from the dorm when Jax and Dennis need another roommate to fill their large loft. They all laugh when Dennis tell them that his drill sergeant dad always tells him to, “Suck it up.” But when Tyler sees a photo of the drill sergeant he knows what he wants to suck up.
• I’ve Seen This Cock Before • If you suck cock anonymously in a public john, you have no control over who is going to shove their dick through the glory hole. And our dad discovers he enjoys sucking cock when he a new life once all the kids leave the next. But one day a cock he has seen before pops through the glory hole. Whose cock is it?

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 489 is by Lord Iron, Master Bates, and Shigeru.

You’re Not Getting Any? is coming March 9 in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 489.

Frank has to man his company’s booth at the trade show all by himself. Fortunately, Dale who is running the booth next to his has a full staff and can lend Frank a helping hand. He mans the booth when Frank has to step away. And does it well. Dale’s run booths at trade shows for decades. He knows what to do.

At the end of the trade show, Frank thanks Dale by taking him out to dinner. They find a private booth in a steak house and have a good time.

But Dale can tell from Frank’s demeanor that there is trouble at home. So he bluntly asks Frank, “You’re not getting any, are you?”

Frank mumbles around, not knowing how to respond to such a personal question. “What makes you think that?” he says.

“You’re not relaxed the way a guy who is getting it regularly is,” Dale says. “But I understand. I was in the same boat, not getting enough, well, actually hardly getting any.”

“So what did you do? I seldom meet a man more relaxed as you,” Frank says.

So how did Dale solve the problem of not getting any? Will he show Frank the solution?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be among the first to get DBTN 489 this coming Saturday, March 9, around 7 a.m., Pacific Time.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 488, released March 2, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in March 2024 include this issue.

• Due Diligence • Lawyer Clark needs to check out a campground a client wants to buy. Will it be suitable to run a boys camp there? So Clark takes neighbor boy, Sidney with him. Sidney is keen on being a lawyer. He thinks all they do is have sex. So is that true?
• My Dad Does That for Me • Buck feels guilty that jock Scott broke his arm and his leg. He goes over to Scott’s place to see if he can help with things. You know, like jacking off? But he discovers that Scott’s dad has that all taken care of.
• He’s Gone Off His Rocker • Alex goes home to make sure Dad is OK. His sister claims, “He’s gone off his rocker.” But Alex discovers something new about his dad.
• Out of Our Hair • Grandpa is not happy when his son and daughter-in-law drop off their son, Kyle. The boy is driving them nuts. They need him out of their hair. At least for a day. However, Grandpa has a hot date all lined up. He’s starving for cum. So now how is he going to get the cum he desperately needs?
• Don’t Look Down • Every year Dad goes on a trek around Glacier Dome. Though he is afraid of heights, Brad convinces Dad to take him along on the five day trek. And near the end, after crossing a terrifying hanging bridge, Brad discovers why Dad makes the trek every year. Naked men.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 488 is by Shigeru and Narov.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 487, released February 24, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in February 2024 include this issue.

• Can Corey Suck It? • Dad discovers that his son, Corey, gets off watching young guys suck enormous cocks. Dad knows a guy at the gym with a really big one. A cock he likes to suck. But can Corey suck it?
• Catalogue This? • The herbarium where Jarrod works acquires the world famous Torgolson Collection of mosses. So it is up to Jarrod and his hot assistant, Brad, to catalogue it. But Jarrod and Brad discover an item in late Professor Torgolson’s office. An item that gives them both throbbing boners.
• What Kind of Trouble? • After spending much of the day in the hospital, worrying if his dad will make it, Billy is glad Uncle Alfred is with him. So when they leave the hospital, Billy asks Uncle Alfred, “Can I stay at your place tonight?” Billy knows Uncle Alfred often goes naked. So he tries it too. But Uncle Alfred reminds Billy that, “Boys can get into a lot of trouble showing off like that.”
• Superior Maintenance • Rodney breaks the washing machine in his old brother’s frat house. He’s house sitting while the frat boys are off vacationing. And when the guy from Superior Maintenance shows up to fix it, Rodney notices the big tool in the guy’s trousers.
• Terms of Service • Scott asks the AI bot his dad is testing very personal questions about sex. But he is terrified when the AI bot cancels his dad’s account. Scott’s violated the AI bot’s terms of service! So he contacts his dad’s hunky young boss for help.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 487 is by Michael Mitchell, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 486, released February 17, 2024. Subscriptions purchased in February 2024 include this issue.

• What Dad Won’t Teach Me • Lander’s dad teaches him every thing. He even taught him how to keep his foreskin clean. But there’s one thing his dad won’t teach him. However Lander finds another dad who loves teaching boys that thing.
• View From Above • Themo loves living and working in the old city with its ancient houses and buildings going back to time immemorial. But he’s stunned when he installs a window in an old house close to his. The home owner shares a secret. There is a boy who climbs onto a sliver of a roof each afternoon at 3:10 to beat off. And when the home owner points out where the boy is jacking off, Themo sees that it is son, Zajaz!
• View From Below • Zajaz lives to jack off. During last class at school he gets hard because he knows he will soon be home, jacking off. And he has a favorite spot. A tiny bit of roof just below his bedroom window. But one day he sees a white haired man watching him. And Zajaz loves jacking off for him. Until one day …
• Don’t Let Them Run Over You • New teacher Dennis has it hard for the hot coach, Coach Thickman. But when he discovers that one of his students is Coach Thickman’s son, he is rattled.
• Dog Park Dad • Carson needs some volunteer experience to beef up his college applications. He’d much rather be sucking cock in a sleazy restroom. But when he volunteers at the dog park, a man whose cock he often sucks, comes with his son and their dog.

Artists in this issue are:

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 486 is by Shigeru, Master Bates, and Narov.