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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 463, released September 9, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• Homo Brothers Squad • Buck Can Fuck! • Buck appears to have what it takes to be a member of the Homo Brothers Squad. An elite force of Marines so secretive, only those with a need to know have ever heard of it. So the question is, can Buck fuck?
• My Son’s Prom • Dad comes home early and is surprised to find his son ironing a white shirt for prom … naked! And Dad can’t take his eyes of Stanley’s perfect buns.
• Don’t Just Stand There, Brad • Brad works up a sweat helping Dad replace the boars on the deck. Wearing as little as possible in the heat, the two throw wood watching each other. And the temperature rises when Coach Haroc comes over to help.
• Better Evidence • Excitement sweeps through the lab. They are to analyze the two Bronze Age frozen bodies found in Meddhoffen Glacier! But when scientist Hans analyzes the digestive system, he discovers copious amounts of semen in both bodies. So how did semen end up inside the two bodies? DNA analysis shows the two are father and son. Professor Meyers will demand to see more evidence.
• I Study Happiness • Nephew Francis asks Uncle Chris what he does. “I study happiness,” Uncle Chris says. But what does that mean, exactly?

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 463 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 462, released September 2, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in September 2023 include this issue.

• Someone’s Lucky • While golfing, Roger looks over the late at the secluded house on a peninsula. “Someone’s lucky,” he says to himself. Little does he know that the hung dad living in that secluded house will make Roger very lucky too.
• Ripe for Plucking • Grandpa loves fall. His favorite grocery store hires new, innocent students each fall to work the checkout stands. And he spots one ripe for the plucking.
• The Thruster by Madakou • When Robby sneaks off into the woods to take a piss, Dante follows him. Away from the others, he wants to have some fun with Robby. But what about the monster lurking in the shadows?
• Cold Beer and Good Grub • A forest fire sends Clifford on a long detour. Along the way he finds a bar advertising beer and food, just what he needs. But he encounters a friendly dad, Norm. And when they share photos of their sons, the two discover they have a lot in common.
• Dad, It’s Not What You Think • Todd is curious why his dad is coming out of the house where two gay guys live. Todd sees that when he is studying at Royce’s place. So Todd figures out a way to do chores for those gay guys. And he gets so friendly with them, that the older one, Chasten, discovers Todd is a virgin. So he invites a friend over to pop Todd’s cherry. But the friend turns out to be …

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 462 is by Madakou, dv dickie and Master Bates.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 461, released August 26, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in August 2023 include this issue.

• Man Among Men • King Sharma, the richest king that ever was, ruler over the wealthiest kingdom the world has ever seen, fears that his son, Golbim, won’t become a man among men. So he sends him off to live with the Nash, the lightest warriors in his kingdom. But when he hears that boys must go naked until they prove they are a man, King Sharma disguises himself as a merchant and travels to Nash, to check on his son.
• If It Feels Good, Do It • Dads Clark and Alberto become close friends. So close they enjoy making each other cum. But they worry about their nerdy sons. The sons won’t go outside. What should the dads do?
• Your Dad Too? • Nerdy son, Daniel, meets his new best friend, Ernesto, at a coding camp. Not only do they love programming, they also have problem dads. Dads who keep trying to get them to go outdoors.
• Do Guys Really Suck Better? • Back when he was in college, a frat buddy told David, “Guys give much better blowjobs. It takes a guy with a dick to know how to treat a dick. If you want a good blowjob you’ve got to let a gay guy suck you off.” Decades later, when he sees an older man and a younger both checking him out at the supermarket checkout, David wonders. Is what his frat buddy told him years ago true?
• Rope Climbing – Best P.E. Class Ever • Nash hates P.E. class. So when Coach Howard offers to give him a one-on-one P.E. class where he can do anything, Nash can’t resist.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 461 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 460, released August 19, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in August 2023 include this issue.

• How to Catch a Royal Carp • Ang begs Uncle Hu to take him along when he goes fishing for Royal Carp. But Uncle Hu keeps telling him, “Ang, you are too young. It is too dangerous for a boy on the Grand Canal in the middle of the night.” Until one night he doesn’t.
• The Fine Art of Self Promotion • Arney doesn’t hide the fact that he likes cock. So when guys want to know where they can go to get a good blowjob, they ask him where to go. But what they don’t know is that the glory holes he suggests, are the glory holes where Arney loves to suck cock.
• Give Dad a Key or Not? • Barista Scott figures out that the handsome guy who comes every day for coffee, is conducting business at the coffee shop. He lures guys into the shop with hand signals, has them get the key to a bathroom, and then he blows them off. So what is Scott supposed to do when his dad shows up and asks for a bathroom key?
• Dreams When the Corn is High • Stanley loves disappearing into the cornfields when the corn is high. He can hide in there, lost to the world, and take his time beating off. But one day he discovers a man who knows a corn field is a good place to have fun too.
• The Benefits of Moving Back Home • Dad never expected to move back into the house he grew up in. But after his father passes, and he cleans out the place, he decides it would be nice to move back home. He isn’t expecting his newly married and soon divorced son to move him with him too.

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 460 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov..

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 459, released August 12, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in August 2023 include this issue.

• The Tartan Will Set You Free • continued from Busted in DBTN 435, Grandpa Bill knows he has the evidence to prove Yakov’s evidence, but the evidence may destroy Grandpa Bill’s reputation. What should he do?
• This Leads to That • Volunteering to tutor needy students seemed like an admirable cause to astrophysicist, Mr. Alldebum. But one thing can lead to another, and in Mr. Alldebum’s case, volunteering leads to butt fucking in the library.
• Don’t Stop at All Truckers • His trucker brother warns Dad not to stop at All Truckers, a truck stop in Idaho. Now when Dad is driving his son, Trent, to Seattle for an audition. ”All Truckers is littered with hookers and cocksuckers,” the brother warns. But Trent hears that. So of course he wants to stop there.
• Are You a Dog Man? • When they move from their city apartment to a house with a big backyard, son Aldin begs to get a dog. And when Aldin proves he can be a responsible boy, Dad relents. Only when they go to see a puppy, Dad comes unglued at the sight of the dog breeder.
• Dads of Riverview • Ashot can’t believe his eyes. At the City Council meeting, the Mayor passes around a handout titled “Dad’s of Riverview” which teenagers produced. It has pictures of mens’ cocks. One of them is his!

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Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 459 is by Shigeru, Redfort, and Narov.