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Figuring It Out is coming March 25, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439.

You would think that by the time a guy gets to 50, that he would have it all figured out. That he’d be able to just coast the rest of his life. But Tadhg still finds there are pieces missing.

But one thing Tadhg has figured out is the wisdom of saying nothing. Very few say to his face, “You know what I think of that, Tadhg?“ Because Tadhg rarely says a thing.

And if they tell Tadhg what they think of what he’s said, Tadhg says to himself, “The thing is, I don’t care what you think of what I said.”

It’s not that Tadhg doesn’t like people. He just wishes people knew that they’d impress him more by smiling and not saying anything. Oh, and if men place their hands on the mounds between their legs, that makes Tadhg smile, a lot.

Tadhg and his best friend, Donal, get along well. Ever since they discovered as boys how much fun it can be for two guys to get naked and play, they haven’t stopped being best friends. Even though Donal married and has children, the two still get together to enjoy each other.

So when Tadhg looks out his window on a very foggy day and sees Donal’s son, Finn, heading towards his house, Tadhg gets a sense that Donal has sent Finn over so the lad can figure things out.

Does Tadhg help the lad figure things out? Read Figuring It Out in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 439, coming March 25, 2023, to find out.

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 438, released March 18, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in March 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• I’d Do Anything for Him • Aapo overhears his dad tell Uncle Akseli that he would do anything for his son. Is that really true? Will Dad really do anything for him?
• Prompt Engineer • Lars can’t figure out exactly what it is that his nephew, Ivan, does for a living. Prompt engineer. But so what? Lars is more interested in that cock his nephew swings when he comes out of the pool and shakes his butt.
• No Fraternizing at Work • Jackson doesn’t have a boy friend. He didn’t have a fiancé who broke his heart. Those photos of all the hot guys on his desk at work, he just has them so the women will leave him alone. But the new kid in the office, Mohsen, he sees through Jackson’s many lies.
• No Mission Is Too Hard • Johnson knows it is time to leave the Special Forces. At forty, he is no match for the new recruits. So when a mysterious woman offers him an unusual job, he jumps at the chance. No mission is too hard, though drugging men and stealing their sperm, that comes close to being too hard.
• Knocker-up Father • Henry sneaks off early one morning to follow his father, a knocker-upper. Before alarm clocks existed, people hired a knocker-upper to knock on their windows in the morning to wake them up in time. But Henry is suspicious why one of his father’s clients pays his father so much.

Artists in DBTN 438

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 438 is by Master Bates, dv dickie, Narov, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 437, released March 11, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in March 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Hot Buns • Sam laughs inside when his business partner, Tom, salivates over a waiter’s tight ass. “Imagine being that guy’s dad. If I had a son like that, I couldn’t keep my hands off his butt, could you?” Tom says. A good question because the waiter is Sam’s son. Can Sam keep his hands off his son’s hot buns?
• Cry It Out • Growing up, Dad lets his son, Spencer, cry it out. Whenever something sad happened, Dad let Spencer bawl his head off in his loving arms. But Dad needs to cry it out when his brother passes away. He shows up at Spencer’s place and Spencer takes his dad in his arms and lets him cry. But Dad ends up not only crying it out, he fucks it out too!
• Officer Bardell’s Twin Nephews • continued from Which of my Boys Was It? in DBTN 434. Officer Bardell notices the big stiff rod in Peter Randorvan’s trousers when he shows him a video of one of his twin sons sucking cock. It makes Officer Bardell horny too. And while he takes a break in the park, his twin nephews text. They want to come over after school to play. It’s just what Officer Bardell needs to take care of his stiff rod which won’t stop throbbing.
• If I Was Gay • “If I was gay and younger, I’d marry Corey myself,” Dad likes to teases his son. Corey and his son have been dating for years. But his son has yet to ask Corey to marry him. Maybe Dad can help speed up the process.
• Drain Their Balls • Dad makes his teenage sons drain their nuts before they go out on dates. Empty balls keep the boys level headed and their dicks out of pussies, and unwanted pregnancies from happening. But does Dad need to make his son who likes guys drain his balls too?

Artists in DBTN 437

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 437 is by Michael Mitchell, Narov, and Shigeru.

After School Jerk Off is just one of the many great stories in Handjobs Anthology 28.

Dad worries about his son, Paul. His son took the divorce hard. His mother pretty much just up and left the two. Paul got depressed. He fell behind in his school work. And even ended up being held back a year. But he eventually pulled himself together to the point where he enjoyed school again.

So when Paul asks his dad if he can have his friends Harold and Duane over after school to hang out, Dad agrees. Though he knows the only reason they want to hang out at their place is because he doesn’t get home until late. So the boys have the place to themselves. But they are all good kids, so what could go wrong?

It isn’t long before their house is the place for Paul and his buddies to hang out after school. They get to enjoy hours alone without any parents telling them to behave.

But Dad gets suspicious. Paul and his buddies have a secret. He can tell by the way the boys look at each other and grin when Dad gets home. So Dad comes home early on Wednesday afternoon to discover what the boys are keeping from him. What he finds shocks him.

Read After School Jerk Off in Handjobs Anthology 28, to find out what shocked Dad. And read all the other fun stories from our mid to late 2002 Handjobs Magazine issues in this great anthology.

Hot Buns is coming March 11, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 437.

Sam finds it amusing that his business partner, Tom, found the out of the way bistro in the alley when he went after a guy with hot buns. As Tom explains it, “I saw this guy with the cutest buns turn into this alley and I followed him.”

“And you saw this line outside the bistro and had to try it out?” Sam says.

“Oh, better than that. Those buns belong to a cute waiter who works here,” Tom says.

They wait twenty minutes to get inside. After getting a table, the two look over the menus. And just as Sam decides what he wants, he hears a familiar voice call out, “Ready to order, sir?”

Sam turns and to his surprise, the waiter with the hot buns that Tom wants to seduce, is Sam’s son, Adrian.

Sam stays cool. He doesn’t tell Tom that the waiter with the hot buns is his son. Even when Tom says, “Can you imagine wedging your dick between those buns? Talk about a squeeze. His buns are so tight he could lock your dick between them. Imagine being that guy’s dad. If I had a son like that, I couldn’t keep my hands off his butt, could you?”

So can Sam keep his hands off his son’s hot buns? Read Hot Buns in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 437, coming March 11, 2023, to find out.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and be the first to get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 437 this Saturday, March 11.