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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 433, released February 11, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in February 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Naked Yoga with Coach Bart • Chester can’t concentrate in school. From his window seat in class, he can see the rugby coach, Bart, strut his wares on the rugby pitch. Coach Bart openly adjusts his crotch to keep his tool from falling out. So when Coach Bart announces a yoga class he will teach, Chester is first to apply.
• Confronting Father Petrus • continued from Father Petrus Understands in DBTN 432, Dad is sure his son, Zach, is gay. So to understand him better, Dad hooks up with hot guy, Chris, to show him what gay sex is like. But Dad discovers that Chris is actually a catholic priest, Father Petrus. And while Father Petrus was fucking his butt, the priest let Zach jack him off. Dad is furious. So he confronts Father Petrus only to find his son with the priest in his office!
• Fun Loving Dads • Kyle’s dad Lance, and Sean’s dad Ross, meet when they each take their son to college. When the four go out to eat, the boys joke that their dads are having their first date. But that is just the start.
• Where the Raccoons Live • Dad frets about the raccoons which keep rummaging through the garbage bin. So son David sets out trail cameras in the park behind their house to discover where the raccoons come from. But he doesn’t discover where the raccoons come from. He discovers where his dad goes late at night. Into the park to get it on with other guys.
• An Excellent Piece of Ass • Brant travels to his old home town to see his father’s house. His father died some time ago and it is time to let go of the place. But he runs into Troy, the kind mechanic who saved his father many times by fixing his junker for free. Only when Troy and Brant talk about the old times, Brant learns that his father had an excellent piece of ass. So how about Brant? Does he have an excellent piece of ass too?

Artists in DBTN 433

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 433 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

Naked Yoga with Coach Bart is coming February 11, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 433.

Chester never considered doing Yoga. His mind is elsewhere. His grades are slipping. His parents frustrated to see nothing but As on his last report. What happened to the A+ grades their son always gets?

So what is distracting Chester? Coach Bart, the rugby coach. From his home room seat by the window, Chester can see the rugby pitch. And for much of the day, Coach Bart struts around, in shorts so small, he has to slide his finger along the hem of his short legs to keep his equipment in place.

Coach’s constant crotch adjustments disrupt Chester’s concentration.

But when Coach Bart announces during assembly that he is starting a Yoga glass, there isn’t a soft cock or dry pussy in the whole auditorium.

“I can only take twenty students, so first come first served. You can sign up …” As soon as Chester hears how to sign up, his thumbs are all over his phone. In fact, he moves his thumbs so fast that he snags the first spot on Coach Bart’s new Yoga class.

So many other students take out their phones to sign up that Principal Don yells, “Put your fucking phones away!”

You can’t expect Coach Bart to teach a high school yoga class in the nude. So how does Chester get to practice naked yoga with Coach Bart?

Read Naked Yoga with Coach Bart in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 433, coming February 11, 2023, to find out.

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In Marine Son Comes Home in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Vol 15, Dad is ecstatic. His son, Chris, is home after joining the Marines three years ago.

Dad’s eyes fill with tears when he sees Chris walk out the airport terminal. He is so choked up he cab hardly speak. So he lets his son drive the two home. And Chris takes his time, driving through familiar neighborhoods.

Dad can’t believe how much his boy had grown up in three years. He was a fine man when he left for the Marines. But he’s matured even more.

Looking at his strong body while they drive home, blood flows into channels where Dad hasn’t felt it in years. More than once Dad has to resist the urge to grope his own crotch. However, a dad shouldn’t react to his son in this way. It isn’t normal … or is it?

When they get home, Chris conks out on his bed. After the long flight from Okinawa, jet leg kicks in and he needs to sleep. So Dad goes for a short job.

After showering when he gets home, Dad checks on his son. The boy is stirring. And he wants Dad to work on his back. It’s sore after the long flight home.

Dad worked on his son’s muscles a lot during high school. Chris would come home beat from a football game. And Dad would work out all the kinks. Now as he kneads his son bare back, Dad sees that his son has a big kink he needs to work on.

Enjoy this tender story about between a Dad and his Marine son. And the many other stories in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Vol 15.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 432, released February 4, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in February 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• See Spot Suck • Inventive programmers, Bruce and Hank, program Spot, the robotic dog their boss buys to automate inspections. They don’t want Spot to disrupt the regular blowjobs they give the high school runners. Coach Morehand runs the boys through the green belts that wind through the facility where Bruce and Hank work. But can Bruce and Hank program Spot to suck dick?
• Father Petrus Understands • Zach visits Father Petrus every Wednesday. Zach isn’t Catholic, but Father Petrus is the only man he knows whom he can tell all his secrets and keep them safe. And Father Petrus is so understanding. However, Father Petrus is far more understanding than Zach can possibly fathom.
• This Is So Wrong! • Night guard at the fabric factory, Rafael is stunned to discover his boss fucking his son in the middle of the night in the warehouse. This is so wrong! Rafael thinks. But is it? How can he explain his painful erection as he watches?
• Whiteout • This is Dan’s first winter in Moose Dik. All his co-workers rush home when a surprise blizzard sneaks up. But he takes his time. Mesmerized by the whiteout, he takes too long getting home. Fortunately, his neighbors rush over to treat his dick when it gets frost nipped.
• Dad, Is There a Y in Smithers? • Neither Castle nor his son, Pascal, are much for speaking. So Pascal has lots of questions about his growing dick that need answering. But on a trip to visit Uncle Morris, a trip to the Y with its naked swimming and men eager to explain how a man’s body works, answer all of Pascal’s questions.

Artists in DBTN 432

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 432 is by Rolando Mérida and Narov.

Barny the Hobo Boy by Valentine, in Handjobs Anthology 19. In the 1930s, Barny makes a lot of friends riding the rails.

After sucking a friend’s cock, his friend tells Barny to go to the Futurama Motor Court, Room 7. “No need to knock, Barny. They’re expecting you,” they tell Barny.

Still, Barny is suspicious. He cautiously opens the door to room 7. Pokes his head inside. And says, “H-hello?”

Powerful naked arms pull Barny into the dark room.

It’s Uncle Hank! He’s spread out naked on the bed and waving his big, fat cock.

“Got a kiss fo‘ you‘ favorite family member?” Uncle Hank says.

Barny the Hobo Boy is elated. Sure he wants to kiss Uncle Hank’s fat one. And Uncle Hank wants to check how big Barny’s thing grows too.

Uncle Hank is just as interested in his nephew’s sweet, tangy butt hole as he is the boy’s cock. And after eating his lovely butt, Uncle Hank knows Barny’s hole will give his big, fat cock the perfect squeeze.

Enjoy this great story about Barny the Hobo Boy and Uncle Hank. And the many other stories in Handjobs Anthology 19.

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