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Barny the Hobo Boy by Valentine, in Handjobs Anthology 19. In the 1930s, Barny makes a lot of friends riding the rails.

After sucking a friend’s cock, his friend tells Barny to go to the Futurama Motor Court, Room 7. “No need to knock, Barny. They’re expecting you,” they tell Barny.

Still, Barny is suspicious. He cautiously opens the door to room 7. Pokes his head inside. And says, “H-hello?”

Powerful naked arms pull Barny into the dark room.

It’s Uncle Hank! He’s spread out naked on the bed and waving his big, fat cock.

“Got a kiss fo‘ you‘ favorite family member?” Uncle Hank says.

Barny the Hobo Boy is elated. Sure he wants to kiss Uncle Hank’s fat one. And Uncle Hank wants to check how big Barny’s thing grows too.

Uncle Hank is just as interested in his nephew’s sweet, tangy butt hole as he is the boy’s cock. And after eating his lovely butt, Uncle Hank knows Barny’s hole will give his big, fat cock the perfect squeeze.

Enjoy this great story about Barny the Hobo Boy and Uncle Hank. And the many other stories in Handjobs Anthology 19.

And for those of you with addresses in the USA, you can get Handjobs Anthology 19 in print here: Printed Handjobs Anthology 19

This Is So Wrong! is coming February 4, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 432.

Rafael has the most boring job in the world. He is the night guard at a fabrics factory. He is so bored that he’s learned how to tell the thread count of fabrics just by touching them with his eyes closed.

The fabric factory is a small family business. According to the boss, his eleventh great grandmother, Helena started it. Each time he tells the legend, he passionately counts the generations on his fingers.

Centuries ago, she and the prince were madly in love. They made passionate love after midnight in the hayloft in the barn which was located right where the factory is today. Only back then, impenetrable woods surrounded the place. And the two young lovers made love listening to owls hoot and wolves howl.

But the prince had to abandon her. She wasn’t royalty so he could not marry her. As a parting gift he gave her a loom. And she weaved the most beautiful fabrics out of her undying love for him. And so the family business started.

However, one night when Rafael steps out from a row of fabrics, the sight of his boss fucking a boy stuns him. And when he realizes that the boy is his son, Andar, Rafael comes unglued. He is mad as hell. And yet at the same time he is as horny as hell too!

So what happens? Does Rafael thrash his boss? Or does his boss convince Rafael that he is only doing what his son wants?

Read This Is So Wrong! in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 432, coming February 4, 2023, to find out.

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In Kosuke and the Great Dane, Lars sees that it is his sister calling late Friday night. The only reason she could be calling so late is that she is desperate and needs her little brother to make it right. Lars almost doesn’t answer. She bothers him so much that Lars changed her name in his contacts to “The Cunt.” So when the phone rang and he saw “The Cunt” in big letters on his phone, he knew it was her.

She needs Lars to pick up the exchange student she promised to pick up at the airport. She can’t make it because she managed to get an appointment with Enrico, a bikini wax artists who is impossible to get.

You might think Lars is an asshole for putting up with his sister. That he should tell her to mind her own business. But he is too sweet to say no.

The exchange student from Japan, Kosuke Fukuda, is surprised to see Lars instead of the couple who promised to pick him up. But Lars assures him that he will see them on Monday. In the meantime, he will stay with him.

Kosuke is thrilled when he finds out that Lars has an “open car,” a convertible. And he enjoys the beautiful scenery on Skyline Drive and along the windy road to Lars’s place in La Honda.

But Kosuke is even more thrilled when he wakes up from a nap and finds the big Dane sunbathing naked.

Enjoy this great story about big Lars and exchange student Kosuke. And the many other stories in Dad’s Bedtime Tale vol 13.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 431, released January 28, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in January 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Night Games • Wendell’s parents don’t approve when he goes out late to practice shooting hoops with his older cousin, Kyle. They say he is bad seed. But Wendell doesn’t care. Wendell loves the thrill Kyle gives him.
• Is He Still a Virgin? • When his brother asks if his son, Hank, is still a virgin, it makes Amos think. How could his thirty year old son still be a virgin? But the signs indicate he is. So should he do something about it? And if so, what?
• Post Workout by Madakou • Jeremy resolves to get in shape like his dad and older brother. But those two seem reluctant to let him work out with them. Why is that? Jeremy gets a clue when he catches them in the shower together.
• What’s It Mean When? • Weed asks Uncle Ralph what it means when a guy rubs his basket while he’s talking to you. “If a guy does that, Weed, it means he wants you to suck his dick,” Uncle Ralph says. The guy rubbing himself is the cop across the street. Does he really want Weed to suck his dick?
• He Wants to Suck Your Dick • When Hal visits Jack at Jack’s new place in the country, he notices the cute, muscular neighbor boy eyeing Jack. He tells Jack, “He wants to suck your dick.” But Jack scoffs at the idea. What would the boy’s dad do if he found out?

Artists in DBTN 431

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 431 is by Madakou, Michael Mitchell, and Narov.

In Dad, My Cup’s Too Small by Lord Iron in Handjobs Anthology 34, Julio is glad that his son, Alex, trusts him. Alex knows that he can talk to his dad about anything. Even show him that he has outgrown his protector cup.

And when Julio examines his son’s protector cup, he’s proud that his son needs a man-size one. And to be sure what size his son needs, Julio has to do a thorough inspection.

Dad pulls down his son’s soccer shorts. The plastic protector can’t begin to contain his son’s equipment. Alex’s fleshy cock and balls are wedged in uncomfortably. They bulge out the sides.

Alex wonders, “Do I even need to wear one?”

Julio tells his son, “You’re old enough to decide that for yourself, son – but personally, I’d recommend it. A hard enough kick down there and I might never become a grandfather.”

Alex giggles. “Ah, I’ve been kicked there before, and I just take it like a man. But it’s cool, Dad – I’ll wear a cup if you want me to. But I definitely need a bigger one.”

But how does Julio react when his son’s cock responds to their conversation and snakes out? Find out what Julio does with his son’s boner, and enjoy the many other stories in Handjobs Anthology 34 – the stories from our January through June 2005 issues of Handjobs Magazine.