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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 430, released January 21, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in January 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Dad’s Big Boy • When Aunt Maureen comes to visit, Dad has to use the same bathroom as his son, BB does. BB’s real name is Mark. But ever since Dad walked in on him beating off, Dad calls him, BB, short for Big Bog. So what will Dad see when he and BB share the same bathroom?
• Dad’s Big Fat Lie • Davey discovers that Dad’s stories about volunteering upriver to count salmon are a big lie. Hot ranger, Bruce tells him that when he comes to school to give a presentation. And he tells Davey how they really count salmon. So why is Dad lying?
• A Heads Up • Dad has to give hot ranger, Bruce, a heads up when he suspects that his son, Davey, knows that he and Bruce get it on. And when Dad takes Davey upriver to “count salmon” will Bruce be waiting for them?
• Son, Get Your Butt Home • James hates going hom. But Dad tells him to get his butt home to see Grandma Olivia while she is still alive. James refuses to spend the night at home. But when he goes visit an old bath house, he’s blown over to find his uncles and dad having a good time there.
• Yellowstone Man • Everyone thinks Sy is a good boy. But he’s not. The only reason he takes old Mrs. Guggen’s dog, Benji, for walks is so he can meet men. And he’s looking for one special man in particular, Yellowstone Man.

Artists in DBTN 430

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 430 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

In Cockerville High – The Secret in Handjobs Anthology 9, two high school boys can’t believe their luck. After pulling a prank in the middle of the night at high school, one of them sneaks back home by going through his brother’s bedroom window.

And in his older brother’s bedroom he discovers a magazine full of pictures of naked guys getting it on.

When the two buddies meet at school the next day, they can’t wait until they can check out the magazine together.

But trouble lurks at school. The shop teacher, Mr. Thompson, discovers the two boys checking out the dirty magazine behind the gym.

The boys are terrified. Their knees shake. They drop the magazine which Mr. Thompson picks up. He shoves the magazine into his coat, grabs the boys by their necks, and drags them into the basement of the shop room.

“Well, are you two boys going to confess to what you did last night?” Mr. Thompson yells at them. He saw them sneaking around the high school during the night. He knows they are the ones who pulled the prank.

“Please don’t tell,” the boys plead. Mr. Thompson can be mean, but not nearly as mean as their dads.

So Mr. Thompson comes up with a way the boys can keep their secret. Learn how the boys get to keep their secret, and enjoy the many other stories in Handjobs Anthology 9 – the stories from our early 1996 issues of Handjobs Magazine.

For those of you with mailing addresses in the USA, you can order the printed version of Handjobs Anthology 9 here: Order Printed Handjobs Anthology 9

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 429, released January 14, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in January 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• How Do You Do It, Dad? • Ben convinces Dad to let him move into the new house before it is finished. But when Dad checks in one evening to see how his son is doing, he stops his son. “I know what you’re doing, son. But why are you pounding it so hard? You’ll wear it out banging it like that, son,” Dad says. So Ben asks, “How do you do it, Dad?”
• I Have a Cock and a Tight Butthole • Chip’s uncle Garth shows up at the wedding as it is underway. At the reception, Chip’s mother sees smooth Uncle Garth dancing and says, “Elaine would be perfect for him.” To which Dad hisses underneath his breath, “Oh, does she have a cock and a tight butthole?” Dad and Chip share a quiet laugh. But Chip thinks, I have a cock and a tight butthole.
• Some Things You Can’t Explain Away • Justin wants to ask Dad a sex question. But he fears that Dad will not only answer the question, he’ll get naked and demonstrate it too. But what if Mom walks in on him and Dad naked with Dad’s fingers up his butthole? Dad won’t be able to explain that. However, when Mom flies off to the Bahamas for a two week vacation, Justin gets his chance to ask Dad.
• You’ve Got Needs, Son • Hard working Damon, flies off to assist the company’s booth at a trade show. Rufus, a seasoned pro, overseas the booth. And he realizes that Damon works too hard. He helps the young man take care of all his needs.
• Ride Into Town • Farmer Joe’s son, Will, needs a ride into town to go to the game. Gabe, the service man taking care of Joe’s farm equipment, offers to take the boy into town. But on the way, he senses that the boy wants more than anything for Gabe to service his private equipment.

Artists in DBTN 429

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 429 is by Shigeru, Dick Wad, and Narov.

In Hair and Sunscreen in Rolando 2009, while walking along the beach, our boy notices a man scratching himself.

“Sir, is something itching you down there? Be careful, someone might think you’re looking for some fun,” he says.

The man grins. Looking for fun is precisely what he is doing. Hand from the way the boy looks at him, the boy likes a lot of hair on a man.

And when the man helps himself to the boy’s dick, the boy cries out, “Oh, yes! Sir, that feels so good!” The two have a lot of fun sharing their bodies and tasting each other.

But the man is in for a surprise. Not only does the boy like sucking cock too, he notices the man’s hairy ass. And he fingers it.

“What the fuck…?? Hey, what are you…? OH!!”

The boy knows just what to do with a man’s hairy butt. He stuffs it with his cock and delivers the goods.

But the man is stunned to discover that the boy knows him. The boy knows his name is Mr. Hanson. His wife is good friends with the boy’s mother. And now the boy wants to introduce him to his hunky cousin, Alfred!

Get Rolando 2009 and enjoy Hair and Sunscreen, and all the Rolando comics we published in 2009 in Handjobs Magazine.

And you’ll find more Rolando art on his Patreon site: Rolandocomix.

In Corrick’s Special Training in Handjobs Anthology 24, Corrick is skittish about discovering the results from yesterday’s wrestling team tryouts. He doesn’t believe he has a chance to make it onto the team. He’s certain that snotty Tommy Boozman is going to make fun of him because he failed to get on the team.

But on the bulletin board, in big bold letters, it says, Wrestling Team Tryout Results. Corrick can’t believe his eyes. The name at the top of the list is Corrick Vanderhoff! He made it! He is on the wrestling team! Snotty Tommy Boozman can’t make fun of him!

And Coach Warrick wants to start one-on-one practice right away. So to help him train the boys, Coach brought professional wrestler, Meat, to school.

When Coach introduces Corrick to Meat, he yanks off Corrick’s shirt, and opens his jeans. This way, Meat can see just how much good material Corrick has.

Meat runs his hands over Corrick’s chest and arms. “Nic pecs and good biceps too,” Meat notes.

So just what kind of special training is Meat going to give Corrick?

Get Handjobs Anthology 24 and enjoy Corrick’s Special Training, and all the other stories from our mid 2001 issues of Handjobs Magazine in this anthology.