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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 428, released January 7, 2023. Subscriptions purchased in January 2023 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• A Butt Too Small • Mr. Richards frets when the customs officer tells him to step aside. He takes Mr. Richards down long hallways and into a small room. Why is Mr. Richards worried? Could it be the compact silicone butt he has in his suitcase?
• What Won’t Dad Do? • Dad has no regrets about making porn films in his youth. In fact he still helps out his director friend from way back then. But when he goes to help the director screen a new actor, Dad tries to stay cool when he sees that the new actor is his son.
• Moving Home • Adult children moving back home happens all the time. But parents moving back in with a child. How often does that happen? So when Stephen’s dad and his husband move back in temporarily, can Stephen keep his dick in his pants? Dad’s husband is smoking hot.
• Drippy Dads • “What the hell did you do?“ Dad yells when he finds out his son, Mustang, tests his DNA to look for his birth mother. Mustang doesn’t find Dad’s birth mother. But he does find a brother in Finland, Jukka. And Jukka has a son, Paavo. And how did Mustang collect Dad’s DNA? Well, he ran a swap through the fresh cum Dad left in a sock. Dad drips a lot. What about his brother, Jukka? Is he a drippy dad too?
• Out of Our Jurisdiction • The software which decides where the cops on bicycles go, sends officers Ralph and Huxley up to Ridge Line Park. Well, the trail on the ridge marks the city limits. So what the guys behind the boulders are doing on the other side of the trail are outside city limits. And out of their jurisdiction. So Ralph and Hux can’t do anything about those guys sucking dick out in the open. Or can they?

Artists in DBTN 428

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 428 is by Shigeru, dv dickie, and Narov.

In Handjobs Anthology 37, good client, Mr. Gonzales, doesn’t know what to do about his son, Ramon. In one of his son’s email he saw the term spunk bucket. He asks his lawyer if he knows what that means? He’s worried that his son is out of control. And he wants to make sure his son doesn’t get some girl pregnant.

Mr. Gonzales might not be well versed in how to look for things online. But his lawyer is. And when he finds the boy’s online profile, he grins when he sees a nasty photo of Ramon’s butt. And the boy mentions, “I want to be a spunk bucket for an experienced, older man.”

Well, the lawyer knows what Ramon wants. And he sure wants to feel his cock digging into Ramon’s butt and making a hefty contribution.

Mr. Gonzales asks his lawyer, “Anyway, if you happen to run into Ramon, mind probing him a bit and find out what he’s up to?”

So the lawyer goes to speak with the boy so he can probe his butt. And he squeezes his thigh. “Your father worries about you, Ramon. Seems he saw your ‘spunk bucket’ e-mail to me and wants to be sure you don’t get some girl pregnant.”

Get Handjobs Anthology 37 and enjoy Spunk Bucket, and all the other stories in this 330 page anthology.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 427, released December 31, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in December 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Is That Really Your Dick, Son? • Dad, an FBI agent, wonders if he should warn his family about a new scam. But he is too late. His son, Sasha, runs in terror from the living room when he gets a text. Dad goes to check on him. With tears streaming down his face, Sasha shows Dad his phone. Someone has the pic of his dick he sent to what he thought was a classmate. They demand $10,000 or they will show everyone the pic. All Dad can think when he sees the big dick on his son’s phone is, is his son really that hung?
• A Dad’s Nightmare • After visiting Santa, Dad has a repeating nightmare. The hot Santa they saw whispers to Dad, “The present your son wants more than anything else is to suck your cock. Let me show him how to do it.” Then the Santa pulls down Dad’s zipper and says to the son, “Here’s how you suck a cock, son.”
• If You Don’t Want to Know the Answer • Aunt Tilda warns Brian’s mother not to go looking if she doesn’t want to know the answer. Brian’s mother suspects her husband is having an affair. But Brian doesn’t heed his aunt’s advice. He goes looking. And the answer he finds about Dad shocks him.
• You Don’t Fuck My Son Properly • Lucien and Otmar travel across Europe to visit Otmar’s parents in rural Austria. Lucien has never met them. Otmar warns Lucien that his dad, Konrad, is demanding. But Lucien finds Konrad to be warm hearted and loving. Until Lucien is alone with Konrad. And Konrad tells him, “You Don’t Fuck My Son Properly.”
• New Years Family Orgy • Gay dads Gary and Mike can’t believe their ears. Their sons, Chad and Aiden want to know which orgy they are going to on New Years Eve! Gary shouts, “There will be no orgies this year!” He has to be away on business and will be in no mood to go to an orgy when he returns late on New Years Eve. But Chad and Aiden surprise their dads and bring the orgy home.

Artists in DBTN 427

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 427 is by shigeru and dv dickie.

Handjobs Anthology 45 is loaded with the stories from our July through December 2010 issues of Handjobs Magazine. A favorite story of many is RV Park Memoir by Lord Iron.

Tyler was lucky enough to have an unforgettable uncle, Ed “Dutch” McGraw. He was the randiest, saltiest sumbitch you’d ever see. When Tyler was growing up in the country, Dutch was the wild one in the family. And he heard crazy stories about him as far back as he can remember. He was an ex-Marine and had seen a good part of the world. He liked to play pranks and was always pulling stunts. With his dirty jokes and gutter mouth and loud laugh, he didn’t always meet with approval in the conservative small town where Tyler grew up. But that was just as well since he only came around once in a while.

Dutch oozed a strong sexuality that made certain folks uncomfortable. He was always ready to whip out his big, floppy dick to take a piss, and he didn’t care who was watching. He’d just go on talking to you like it was nothing. Standing there with his junk hanging out for all the world to see.

One afternoon when Dutch takes Tyler on a RV trip, Dutch notices that his nephew is pitching’ a hardon just like he is. So in a low conspiratorial voice, he says, “Hey, let’s say we jack off, Ty? How about it?”

Tyler doesn’t see why not. And a mutual handjobs leads to a whole lot of other good ol’ uncle-to-nephew man-to-man fun.

So don’t just stare at the ball churning illustrations. Get Handjobs Anthology 45 and enjoy every paragraph of RV Park Memoir by Lord Iron, and all the other stories in this 350 page anthology.

Every Dad’s Bedtime Tales Volume has many great stories to read. The New Intern in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Volume 13, is one.

Every quarter there is a new intern at the law firm. This quarter it is Winston from WSU.

The two things our lawyer checks when a new intern arrives are: A – Can he do the work? and B – Where do his eyes go when you’re first introduced?

In the case of Winston, our lawyer likes that the young man’s eyes glance down at his crotch. It proves the boy likes cock. Something our lawyer prefers in an intern.

But the thing is, even though Winston is intrigued with what our lawyer packs between his legs, he is a shy young man. So he’s not one to help himself to a hunk of meat no matter how much it makes him drool.

Fortunately for our graying lawyer, last year’s intern, Calvin isn’t shy. Calvin might call our lawyer, “Gramps,” but that’s OK. As long as he can get Winston to help drain our lawyer’s full sac.

And how does Calvin get Winston to lap our lawyer’s meat with his tongue? Get Dad’s Bedtime Tales Volume 13 and find out.

In addition to The New Intern, there are many other dick throbbing stories to enjoy in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Volume 13.