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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 385, released March 12, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in March 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Getting Dad Ready for a Date • “Brian, don’t bother making supper for me tonight. I’m going out,” Dad says when he got home. That lights a spark in Brian’s head. Though Dad won’t be home that evening, at least Brian can help him get ready for his date. Starting by undressed Dad so he can shower. And drying Dad when he comes out of the shower.
• Can’t Take It Back • Frankie, Ben, and Carlton are in Carlton’s bedroom, jerking off together. And they tell each other what man they would like to jack off. Carlton wants to jack off the Coach. Ben the UPS driver. But Frankie has it bad for Carlton’s dad. “Don’t laugh guys, but I’d jack-off your dad, Carlton. He’s hot!” Frankie yells. The thing is, Carlton’s dad, Conrad, overhears Frankie.
• Daddy Is Mine by Madakou • Nathan takes a bong to Angelo’s place. While they light up, they watch some straight porn. They both get so horny they start jacking off. But Angelo’s dad comes home and catches them. He’s not bothered by it. But Angelo gets jealous when he detects Nathan flirting with his dad.
• Genes Skip a Generation, or Not • Norm hides a massive secret from everyone, including his son, Cooper. Years ago when Norm couldn’t get his wife pregnant, he stole his dad’s sperm to do the job. So when Dad and Cooper start fooling around, one day Cooper moans, “It’s so great sucking the dick that made me and swallowing your cum, Dad.” Only Dad knows that’s not the truth. It wasn’t his sperm that made Cooper, it was his father’s. So can Dad give Cooper what he want? Sucking the dick that made him without revealing the truth?
• Just the Facts • Zack always tells Dad, and everyone else, “Just the facts.” Zack is so studious and serious, Dad can’t believe it when he finds a folder of dick pictures and measurements inside Zack’s desk. Hundreds of them. So what is Dad going to do with that fact?

Artists in DBTN 385

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 385 is by Madakou, Dick Wad, and Shigeru.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 384, released March 5, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in March 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Muscles Need to Learn • In his workshop, Dad often tells his youngest son, Elmer, “Your muscles need to learn more than your brain. Your fingers need to learn what it feels like to move the plane across the wood, Elmer.” But one night, Elmer discovers that Dad is teaching his older brother, Randy’s big muscle what it needs to learn.
• Perfect Pitch • Darius wants Dad to touch him in special places. But he can’t ask Dad to touch him there. But he can use Dad’s perfect pitch to train him how he wants his body touched.
• Protecting Dad • Once again, Jackson discovers that his new friend is only being nice because he wants to get into Jackson’s dad’s pants. However, when Dad discovers why his son kicked his new friend out of the house, he lets Jackson know that he doesn’t need protecting.
• Brothers Being Brotherly • Brothers, Chad and Lucas, have not seen each other in a long time. They miss the special bond they had as boys. So when they get together, the first thing they want to do is rip their clothes off. But Lucas brought his new husband, Brent, a much older guy with him. Will Brent understand the special bond Chad and Lucas share?
• It’s My Grandfather’s Fault • Jurek’s sensitive prostate surprises Doc. He’s had patients who get erections when he examines their prostate. But Jurek’s prostate is so sensitive, it shoots a big load when Doc massages it. But Jurek has an explanation. “It’s my grandfather’s fault,” Jurek says. And Doc can’t keep his doctor’s coat or his pants on when Jurek explains why.

Artists in DBTN 384

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 384 is by Michael Mitchell, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.

Coming March 5, 2022, in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 384, “Perfect Pitch” with art by Michael Mitchell.

Darius uses his father’s perfect pitch to train him. Instead of telling his father how to touch him, Darius sings slightly off key as he plays the piano. It drives his father nuts. So he comes running to teach his son how to sing properly.

Each time he stands behind his son and puts his hands on his son’s shoulders. Something Darius enjoys.

But Darius is devious. He wants his dad to lower his hands. However, he can’t ask his dad to touch him lower, to run his hands down his back and feel his butt. So he targets his father’s subconscious. Darius only sings on key when his father moves his hands a bit lower.

Patiently, over time, Darius keeps training his dad’s subconscious until his father lowers his hands all the way to Darius’s butt.

However, can Darius get his father to do more? Can he train his dad’s subconscious to take his dick out of his pants?

And do even more?

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Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 383, released February 26, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in February 2022 include this issue.

Stories in this issue are:

• Rise and Shine, Son! • “Sorry to bother you, Cal, but is Donny ready? I need to get going,” Harvey the bus driver says. Fuck! Cal thought his son, Donny was up already. Donny sleeps in all the time! What can Cal do? Harvey tells Cal, ”You know, when me and my brothers slept in, Dad used to grab a handful of ice, get his hands cold, and grab us by our balls. That sure woke us up!” Harvey’s story gives Cal an idea.
• Eleven • The guys at Firehouse 11 find relief in the park john nearby. One night a hot kid sticks his butt out for all to enjoy, including hunky fireman, Bruce. Some wise guy hung a sharpie above the boy’s butt. Guys mark their fuck by putting a hashmark on the boy’s butt. But Bruce can’t believe it when his son comes out of the shower and Bruce sees hashmarks on his butt! Bruce finds his own hashmark on his son’s bare ass!
• Big Ben, Little Ben • Ben knows a secret lurks in the sealed envelope a messenger left for his dad. So when Dad goes into town for a meeting, Ben finds the envelope and learns about a man Dad used to love.
• The Consequences of Cheating • Russ needs to pass the next science test. Otherwise he won’t be able to play football anymore. And football is his life. He sneaks into Mr. Pratt’s house, the science teacher, to find the test so he can memorize the answers. But Mr. Pratt comes home early and finds Russ hiding under his bed. Russ must pay the consequences.
• Your First Time • Professor Thoms gives his advanced writing students an assignment. “Write about your first time,” he tells them. “It can be about anything.” And he has the students hand in their papers anonymously, so everyone can discuss them freely. But one of the papers describes in details about a son’s first time with his dad. Which student is it? Professor Thoms wants to know because his first time was with his dad too.

Artists in DBTN 383

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 383 is by Shigeru, Narov, and Steve Adams.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 382, released February 19, 2022. Subscriptions purchased in February 2022 include this issue..

Stories in this issue are:

• It Tastes Real Good, Dad • Travis wants to find a new wife for his dad. But Travis doesn’t know Dad does not want a new wife. Until one night Travis wakes up and senses he is not alone in his bedroom. His sheets are off his body too. In the dark, he detects Dad is hard and stroking himself while he watches Travis’s naked butt.
• Put It In Reverse, Son • Dad grins when Travis agrees to go over to Jack and his dad’s place. Jerome and his dad, Harper, are going too. Those dads and sons have a special bond just like Travis and his dad. Travis likes showing the others how his dad fucks his butt. And when Harper patts Travis’s butt and tells him, “Put it in revers, son. Slide your butt down your dad’s bone,” Travis loves learning something new he can do with his dad’s cock.
• Don’t Fuck the Neighbors • Dad asks his son, Nate, “So, what makes you think you like guys?” While explaining his feelings, Nate tells Dad how he’d like another guy to touch him, kiss him, and … Well, it isn’t long before Dad does all those things to his son. Dad even coos, “Oh, this is nice,” while fucking Nate’s butt for the first time. But when Nate sees Dad eyeing the new neighbor’s son’s butt, Nate reminds Dad, “You know, Dad, they say don’t fuck the neighbors.”
• You’ll Know It When You See It • Kirby is bored out of his mind. Dad and Grandpa have taken him to an island so far off shore there is no cell phone service. There is nothing to do! But Grandpa Ames sends Kirby off to explore the island. Keep going that way, and you’ll be surprised at what you find,” Grandpa Ames says. Really? What does Kirby find?
• Dad, Let’s Go Visit Grandpa • Vincent tells Dad, “Hey, Dad, why don’t we get some pizzas and head over to Grandpa Dan’s?” Sounds like a good idea. Grandpa lives by himself. Why not go over and spend time with him? Little do Vincent and his dad know that Grandpa Dan has company, three fellow school teachers, naked and on the verge of blowing cum wads while trying out Grandpa Dan’s new leather sling.

Artists in DBTN 382

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 382 is by Michael Mitchell, Master Bates, and Shigeru.