Tag: DBTN 345

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 352, released July 24, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• Good Cop, Bad Cop Dad • While weeding underneath the dining room window, Andrew overhears his mother and friends gossiping. He can’t believe it when he hears one them ask his mother, “So, Sally, how was the sex party?” Andrew’s ears burn when he hears his mother say, “I haven’t seen an erection on him that hard in years.” And Andrew learns that during the party she saw him sucking guys while getting fucked himself! “Since the party, Frank’s fucked me every day. He even fucked me on Andrew’s bed! He’s turned into a bad cop and I love it!” But Andrew’s image of his dad as a good cop shatters even more when he comes home one day and finds him making out with Coach Abram.
• Obsessions • Will obsesses over his best friend, Reuben. To be honest, he obsesses about sucking him off. And Reuben obsesses about sucking Will too. They’re both champion batters. They compete to see who can hit the most home runs. Whoever wins gets a blowjob. But their frequent home runs bring their two admiring fathers together with unforeseen consequences. Which you can read in Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 352.
• Home Inspection Done Right • Ben reads that hunter gatherers only work 15 hours a week. That is the kind of job he wants. He learns that the requirements to become a home inspector are simple. So he hooks up with a good looking home inspector who needs help, but is also willing to show Ben the ropes.
• Life Is Short, Kenzo • Dad and Kenzo can’t believe their eyes when they pick up Hanzo from the airport. Hanzo left home four years ago. He looks nothing like the scrawny kid from back then. Both Dad and Kenzo can’t take their eyes off him. Kenzo even jacks off watching his older brother sleep. But Dad gets a thrill too looking at his oldest son when he showers.
• Let It Flow • Hal warns Dr. Bruce during a home visit about Will, his son. Will is testy. Dr. Bruce says, “Well, he is a teenager. But, I’ll know if there is an underlying physical problem that is making him irritable.” Dr. Bruce discovers an underlying condition.

Artists in DBTN 352

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 351 is byShigeru and Steve Adams.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 351, released July 17, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• Runaway • Old farmer Grant checks the barn to see what his cow and rooster notice inside. He finds a runaway. Grant thinks he can understand because he ran away from home too, many decades ago. However, the teenage boy, Troy, surprises Grant. “It’s not that I can’t stand my dad. It’s that I like him too much,” Troy says. But Grant tries to help the teenager.
• Honk Twice • UPS driver Sam overhears a hot dad and son talking. See, Sam delivers packages to them often. “You know, Dad, it’d be cool if he’d like honk when he came up to the driveway. Say, he’d honk once if he wanted a handjob, twice if he wanted a blowjob, and three times if he needed to be fucked,” the son says. So Sam gets an idea.
• Hung Jury • Ben shakes with nervousness when the judge and jury walk into the court room. Ben knows they will convict him. However the last juror that walks in gives Ben hope. That juror will never convict him because Ben has serviced him many times in the park john. Will the jury convict Ben? Read DBTN 351 to find out.
• All the Way to Nefev • Ummo wants to travel with his father on his long trading voyages. When he hears Uncle Mish, his father, and other traders talk about Nefev and how the man in that far off land wear nothing at all, Ummo longs to go there. The journey there takes many weeks. So is there any chance his father will let him travel that far?
• Retiring Dylan’s Lucky Speedos • Dad is proud of his son, Dylan. He wins competition after competition. But the Speedos Dylan wears when he dives are too small. Dylan considers them lucky ever since he won his first competition wearing them. Still, Dylan keeps getting bigger. He can barely stuff his body parts into those lucky Speedos.

Artists in DBTN 351

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 351 is by Michael Mitchell, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 350, released July 10, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• Home in Rostov • The one thing that bothers Duran most about his job is not being able to have a dog. Duran manages projects all over the world. But he can’t believe where his new project is. It’s in Rostov, the little Nebraska town where he grew up. He’ll be there at least six months. Plenty of time to clear up the silent pause between himself and his dad. Before leaving home, Dad caught him jacking off one morning, and he stayed to watch Duran cum. But they never talked about it, or much else since.
• Turning 50 • Harold dreads going to work on his 50th birthday. He hates birthday parties. But he knows work will throw him a big one. However, he cringes when they make him sit in a chair. His co-workers hired a male stripper for him. Harold is furious and embarrassed. But at the end of the show, the naked muscle guy grabs Harold’s tie, pulls his face to his, and whispers in Harold’s ear, “Happy birthday, Dad.” The stripper is Dirk, Harold’s son.
• Dad’s Not My Dad • Garret can’t believe it. After sending in a DNA sample, he logs into Ancestry.com and sees a “Predicted relationship: Parent/Child” under a name of a man he does not know, Darby Nest. How can that be? How can another man be his biological father? The answer is in DBTN 350.
• The New Volunteer • The volunteer firefighters put on a strawberry shortcake social to recruit new volunteers. But they only get a single application later, not the handful of new recruits they need. The new recruit looks promising. He’s only in his twenties. Buff. Friendly. However can he pass the sauna test? You see, the firefighters know that after the challenging work of putting out a fire, nothing relieves stress like a good soak in the sauna behind the firehouse. The volunteers return from a fire pumped up with adrenalin. They pile into the sauna naked and take care of each other. So can the new recruit handle that?
• Theater in the Park • Brody makes Uncle Yol promise not to tell anyone that his dad is in the play in the park. He didn’t want to go in the first place, but Uncle Yol made him. However when he sees the play his father wrote about two men falling in love, Brody is mesmerized. After the play, Brody learns that he saw the G-rated version of the play. There is another version of the play in which the men get naked on stage.

Artists in DBTN 350

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 350 is byShigeru and Steve Adams.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349, released July 3, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during July 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• Warm Honey & Cum • Dad is thrilled to show Cody something wonderful in the garden. But Cody’s not thrilled. Dad is always bugging him. Unlike normal dads, Cody’s dad is retired. He purposely retired early so he could watch his son grow up. So Cody can’t get more than an hour by himself with his dad checking on him. However, Dad’s excited over the warm honey flowing out of his Flow Hive, the first honey from the hive. It tastes so good, and because it comes right out of the hive, it is warm. And it tastes really good on warm body parts too.
• Some Things You Can’t Unsee • Kris drops by his son, David’s place to return tools he borrowed. But when he enters David’s house, he hears soft moans coming from the bedroom. David is a newlywed. So Kris assumes David and his young husband, Rusk, are making whoops. So Kris returns to his car to wait a few minutes. But he’s not expecting to see David’s father-in-law, Thorm, walk out of the house and give David a long, wet, good-bye kiss. What is going on?
• Warriors of Ku part 2 by Madakou • continued from DBTN 345. Loe can’t believe it when Chief Kakaea puts his arms around him. “Me? You chose me? Am I the honored warrior?” Loe gasps. But Chief Kakaea pushes Loe down onto all fours. “Not so fast, Loe,” the Chief says. “Honored warrior has great perseverance. Let’s see if you can handle this.” So can he? Can Loe handle it?
• Eight Days a Week • Petro stays in the same hotel each time he has business in Chicago. That’s because Petro can relax to the max in the hotel sauna. After negotiating with clients all day, Petro needs to unwind. Late at night, the gym sauna never disappoints because he can always find thick man meat to suck or another man who needs to suck cock as much as him. But this night, there is a dad and son working out in the gym. So will Petro get to relax in the sauna tonight?
• Adam’s Late • Coach can’t figure out why his star runner, Adam, finishes last in the marathon practice. Adam shows up five minutes after the other runners. It makes no sense. So Coach has to investigate. The practice course runs through the woods of the park. And in the woods is a restroom not far from the course. Coach needs to find out the reasons for Adam’s slow performance. Coach Nutcreme and him have a bet. If Coach Nutcreme’s runner beat his at the league championship, he has to suck Coach Nutcreme. But if he wins, Coach Nutcreme has to suck him.

Artists in DBTN 349

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 349 is by Madakou, Shigeru, and Steve Adams.

Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348, released June 26, 2021. This issue is included with new subscriptions purchased during June 2021.

Stories in this issue are:

• A Terrible Father • Dad didn’t want to impose when his son, Ben, offered to let him stay at his apartment. Dad thought about what his apartment looked like when he was 23. If his father had come for a visit, he would have had to spend hours cleaning it and hiding the boxes of panties he knicked when he hooked up. But Ben was nothing like his dad.
• You Have the Touch • “Hey, buddy, you want me to give you a hand with that?” Rick says when his pal, Trevor, yells, “Ow!” and grabs his back. The two have been pals for a long time. So it’s natural for Rick to want to help his buddy. But as he massages Trevor’s back, he wonders if his buddy would mind if he helped him out all the way. “Ahhh, man, that feels good. You have the touch,” Trevor moans. Well, maybe it’d be OK to loosen Trevor’s pants a bit more and massage his buns.
• House on Fire • When the neighbor’s house burns at night, Estevo runs outside with his dad to watch the fire fighters put out the blaze. Some of the fire fighters are so hot. However, once the fire is out and Estevo is back up in his bedroom, he can’t believe his eyes when he sees his dad make out with one of the firemen. And he hears Dad say, “Thanks, Janik. I needed that,” when they are done and are giving each other gentle, good-bye kisses. Wood Fireman Janik touch Estevo like that?
• He Wants Me To See • Mateo works his butt off over the years building his specialty foods delivery service. Cleanliness is everything when you’re handling food. So he is pissed when he sees a kid pissing out in the open in the grass next to his parking lot. But it takes Mateo just a few seconds to realize that the kid wants him to see. The kid has his pants pushed down over his butt. Mateo can see everything.
• What King of Boy Am I • Danny begs for permission to stay out past curfew. But Dad won’t budge. “My house, my rules,” he says. And he warns Danny that he’ll call Grandpa Zonnobich if he misbehaves. The last thing Danny wants to do is have ex green beret, Commander Son of a Bitch, Grandpa Zonnobich on his case. Or does Grandpa Zonnobich know what kind of boy Danny is?

Artists in DBTN 348

Art in Dad’s Bedtime-Tales Newsletter 348 is by Rolando Mérida, Shigeru, and Narov.