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Eight Days a Week is coming Saturday July 3. After a day of hard negotiating with clients in Chicago, Petro goes to the hotel gym to relax. He’s had good luck relaxing `in the sauna of that gym before. He always leaves with empty balls. Which is why he always stays in that hotel when he has business in Chicago.

It’s after nine o’clock in the evening. So Petro is surprised to see a dad working out with his son at that hour. From listening in on their conversation, he figures out that the son’s name is Kyle.

”How’s this look, Dad?” the son says while he pushes barbells above his head.

“Looking great, Kyle,” the dad tells his son.

So when the son goes for a run on a treadmill, Petro strikes up a conversation with the dad. “He must really like to work out,” Petro says to the dad.

“Yeah. Kyle’s something else. He’d workout eight days a week,” the dad said.

“Is he in any competitions? He looks to be in amazing shape,” Petro says.

“He’s a pretty good gymnast, but he’s not that competitive. I push him. But you know what they say. A tired dog is a good dog. Well, the same applies to teenage boys. The best way to keep them behaving is to tire them out. So after a hard workout here, all Kyle wants to do is go home and sleep,” the dad says.

Petro’s juices flow watching Kyle workout.

But will Kyle still want to use the sauna after working out so hard? And what about the dad? Petro wants to know. And I bet you do too.

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter. Find out if Petro gets his questions answered when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 349 this coming Saturday, July 3.

A Terrible Father is coming Saturday June 26. When Ben tells his dad, “You can stay with me,” Dad says, “Oh, I couldn’t impose.” But Ben reminds his dad, “You’re my dad, not an imposition.”

Dad hasn’t been to Ben’s apartment. He remembers what he was like in his early twenties. No way could he have invited his father over to stay with him. He was a wild man, chasing the ladies all the time. And each time he scored, he nicked their panties. He had boxes stuffed with them underneath his bed. So what would Dad find at his son’s apartment?

Ben is nothing like his father. There isn’t a spec of dust in his apartment. No cobwebs in the windows. He has a guest room. The bed is made and there isn’t a crease anywhere.

During the day, when Ben is at work, Dad discovers his son’s diary. He is shocked when he reads that Ben is into guys and still a virgin. How can that be? How can a guy be a homo and still be a virgin at twenty-three?

So when Ben comes home, he asks his father a personal question. “So, uh, how many were there before Mom? One, two?”

Which makes his father nervous. How does he answer that? He met his wife when he was twenty-four. Which meant he’d been fucking for ten years, some 3,650 days or so. So how many women did he average per day and that times 3,650 would be?

Subscribe to Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter and you’ll be the first to find out what happens when Ben discovers how different he and his father are when we release Dad’s Bedtime Tales Newsletter 348 this coming Saturday, June 26.